I have a few more spam stories to share with you. I hope you enjoy them. My responses are in color and the spam are in black.

Hello, With all due respect.

Hello. I don’t want to be rude about it, but my name really isn’t “With all due respect”.

If you are based in United States or Canada, I write to inform you that we need you to serve as our Spokesperson/Financial Coordinator for our company ROHTO PHARMACEUTICAL CO., LTD. and its clients in the United States and Canada.

Why do you need MY help? If it’s for financial purposes, you picked the wrong person. I hate math, and math doesn’t like me. You don’t want me and how could I be a spokesperson for you when I know nothing about your company?

It’s a part-time job and will only take few minutes of your time daily and it will not bring any conflict of interest in case you are working with another company.

Only a few minutes of my time daily? That sounds nice. What are you going to be paying me? And how do you know it won’t bring any conflict? What if I’m already working for another pharmaceutical company?

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We are glad to welcome you!

Thanks! Uh, what are you welcoming me to?

Ready to perform the best “deadly” runs for your competitors’ websites.

Wait! What? I didn’t sign up for anything deadly.

Price: from 2000 rubles.

I don’t deal in rubles. I deal in good old US dollars. Don’t like it? Too bad.

– Guaranteed result. Your competitors’ sites will go down. – The largest number of negative feedback. – A specific base has been collected – squeezing out the most powerful sites from 10,000,000 resources (spam, porn, viral, etc.). It works flawlessly. –

Also illegally. Not interested. Go away.

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Great post. I was checking continuously this blog and I’m impressed!

Hmm, well, I’m not impressed with your English, and I don’t know why you’ve been checking it continuously. Don’t you know I only post on certain days unless it’s December?

Very helpful info particularly the remaining section 🙂

Remaining section? You obviously have no clue what this site is about or what it says.

I deal with such information a lot. I used to be seeking this certain info for a very long time. Thanks and best of luck.

Oh, you do, huh? And what information is that? And if you deal with it a lot, why have you been still seeking it?

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I was recommended this blog by way of my cousin.

How nice of your cousin.

I am not positive whether or not this publish is written via him as no one else know such distinctive about my trouble.

Say what? What’s a “publish”? I’m not sure I know anything distinctive about your trouble either. You must have the wrong site.

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While none of these made me laugh as much as some other spam I’ve gotten, they did amuse me, and I hope you enjoyed them too.

Do you have spam comments or messages on your website or blog? Any that made you laugh?