I’ve had a few more spam comments that were just too good not to share. If you need a laugh, keep reading. The comments are in black and my replies are in a different color.
I saw a listing for you on shinynewad . xyz and it said you had a $25 plan. Is it still available?
Well, since I have never been on that particular site, and I have never offered a $25 dollar plan, I don’t think it’s available. But it was nice of you to check.
Good day You need a pair of Quick Dry Beach Shoes, going out shoes, going OUT OUT shoes, trainers, a spare pair of trainers in case it rains… Act Now And Receive A Special Discount For Our Quick Dry Beach Shoes! Get Yours Here: ———The Best, Sheree
Hi Sheree, it was so nice of you to let me know I needed that many pairs of shoes. I must be falling behind on the trends because I certainly don’t have any quick dry beach shoes! I did have a question, does the Quick Dry Beach Shoes come with a beach? I live where there aren’t any beaches so I was wondering.
I also don’t have any going out shoes or any going OUT OUT shoes which could be why I don’t go out?
Where would the OUT OUT shoes be for? Are they for like out of the country or out into space? Perhaps if you could let me know, I would know best how to proceed with my shoes.
As for trainers, I don’t have one pair and certainly not an extra one!
Now that you have brought this important part of my wardrobe to my attention, I will consider my shoes.
Hi there, I’m trying to get in touch with the staff member that oversees your website. Can you point me in the right direction? Thanks!
Um, sure. I oversee my website. What do you need? . . . Hello? . . . Hello? . . . I guess he or she wasn’t very interested after all. Or maybe their cat got stuck in a tree and they forgot about me. Oh well.
(The following one is my favorite.)
I have dirt on you.
You do? What dirt? From when I was a kid and made mud and sand pies? Or when we worked in the garden and got dirty there?
Now I know everything.
Wow, you must be very smart! I would think your brain would be tired.
Can you imagine what will happen when everyone finds out about your act?
My act? What act? Are you talking about when my cousins and I put on Harry and the Lady Next Door? or maybe you are referring to that time my best friends and I did the Christmas Story or was it when I was in the Sissy Choir of Fat, Fat, Jehoshaphat? I’m sorry, but I’m confused why people finding out about those things would make any difference.
The price of my silence is 0.21 BTC, transfer them to me by August 26 to this bitcoin wallet otherwise I’ll tell everyone.
Wait! You are trying to blackmail me? Um, you do know that’s illegal, don’t you? And you might not want to mess with me. I’m a graduate of the Citizens’ Police Academy, the Sheriff’s Citizens’ Academy, and the Highway Patrol Community Alliance. I know about all sorts of things and have connections.
And then you will feel very bad.
I will feel bad? It seems to me that you are the one who would feel bad. (Though I’m still wondering why you think informing people that I did a bit of acting is going to cause me problems.)
Time has passed.
Yep, it sure has. And I don’t have any more time to bother with you.
How have your spam comments been acting? Gotten any crazy ones lately? Have you been acting in any plays that my last spammer might want to tell about? (Sorry, still laughing over that one.)
Oh my that’s hysterical!!
I will admit to laughing quite a bit when I first read that last spam comment for the first time. 😀
Oh wow😆😆😆😆😆😆 I’m laughing so hard!!🤣
😀 Happy to give you something to laugh about. 😀
Oh my goodness! That is funny! I have never gotten any that crazy, only the b2stats ones that sound really nice but really they’re just trying to get you to go to their website. Wow, that’s crazy!
I don’t always get crazy ones, but now and then I get one that’s just too good not to share. 😀
So funny!!😂😂
😀
WOWW that is so crazy and funny!!
😀 Glad you enjoyed it.
I never knew that my acting would come back to . . . make me laugh? 😉
Your commentary on those comments was hilarious! At least spam comments can give a laugh now and then!
Yes, they are good for laughs even if nothing else. 😀
Love this! Commentary on the comments is awesome 😂
😀 Thanks, Cat. It was fun. 😉
Oh my! This is so hilarious!! Most of the spam comments I’ve received have been boring, but I once got a very long comment in Chinese. When I translated it, it ended up being an article on the history of fishing as well instructions on the use of different fishing “tools.” I was quite surprised to learn that bobbers are actually used “to collect underwater intelligence.”
I don’t often get interesting spam, but I have been saving the interesting ones I do get just for a post like this. 😀
Wow, you actually translated it. I’m impressed. I like that “collecting underwater intelligence.” 😀 Now I’m picturing spys swimming underwater and being observed by the bobbers from “innocent” fishermen. 😉
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my goodness, got to love spam comments!
😀 Sometimes they are great for a laugh!
These are so funny! I love your spam posts
😀 Aren’t they? They make for a good laugh.
I can’t think of any funny spam comments I’ve gotten before, but I know there are some! Speaking of which I should probably go and see if there are spam comments to deal with…
😀
The most recent thing I acted in was a skit at our ladies retreat a few years back. Our practices were hilarious, and I was so afraid we’d all burst out laughing during the skit, but fortunately we were just nervous enough to take care of stage fright 😉
That’s great! Sounds like fun.
I don’t know why I just noticed what the image is of, but I find it hilarious for some reason. 🤣 Clever pun image.
😛 I thought it was perfect! 😀