Need some more spam? I have some for you. The spam is in black and my response is in color. I hope you enjoy.

Wonderful beat ! I would like to apprentice whilst you amend your web site, how can i subscribe for a weblog website?

You can’t. I don’t accept apprentices and I’m not amending my website. Go find your own website.

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Write more, thats all Ι have to say. Literally, it seems as though you rｅlied on the video to make youｒ point. You definitely know what youre talking aЬout, whу thгow away your intelligence on just posting vіdeos to your blog when you could be giving us ѕomething informative to read?

Video? What video? I can’t find that video you are talking about. But don’t you know that people want to watch videos and not have to read? Oh, and I’m sure I’ll be writing more. More books. More blog posts. More journal entries. More stories.

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Its like you learn my thoughts!

Really? That’s kind of scary, don’t you think? I’m not sure I want to learn your thoughts.

You seem to understand so much about this, such as you wrote the ebook in it or something.

Hmm, an ebook. That’s an interesting idea. If you would just tell me what you think I understand so much about maybe I could write an ebook.

I think that you can do with some p.c. to power the message home a bit, but other than that, this is fantastic blog.

I need some p.c.? Well, according to Merriam-Webster, that could mean “parsec” meaning “after meals” but that doesn’t seem to fit. Or it could be:

None of these seem to fit my website, so I think I’ll ignore you advice and move on.

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Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 40 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is completely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

Why didn’t your sister just use her own Apple iPad? And just why are you telling me, a complete stranger, this story? Do you think I’ll buy you a new one? Or did you think it would be good to use in a story?

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It’s a shame you don’t have a donate button! I’d certainly donate to this fantastic blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for bookmarking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to new updates and will talk about this site with my Facebook group. Talk soon!

Ah, man! That is a shame! And here you were all ready to donate to my blog and you couldn’t do it. So sorry. And please, take your time about talking to me again. It’s okay if you never do it again. I’ll survive.

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What spam comments are you getting? Any fun ones? Anyone trying to donate to your blog or sharing personal stories?